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I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons, in a land apart.
"This week (Mitt Romney) was attacking Obama about ‘our failing educational system.’ (And) he has a point: I mean, we are graduating millions of people in this country who are so lacking in basic analytical skills, they are considering voting for Mitt Romney."
— BILL MAHER, Real Time (via inothernews)
"The one thing that doesn’t abide by majority rule is a man’s conscience."
— Harper Lee, To Kill a Mockingbird (Atticus)
I’m going to be the coolest person ever.
- math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
- history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
- literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
- Physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
"I wish I had an American accent."
— No one, ever. (via ladysaramalfoy)
- TYPE YOUR NAME: matthew
- TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: matthew
- TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: matthew
- TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: matthewe
- SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About 3 things i was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and i didnt know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him
“There’s a plane leaving for anywhere you want right now, and in an hour, and in a day, and in a year. You can get out whenever you want, it’s comforting I think.”
- me: i'll do it at 7PM
- time: 7:02PM
- me: oops too late gotta wait till 8 now
